Friday, May 1, 2009

My Bestfriend's Wedding Part 2 - James Lee + Jessie Ki Tiong - Wedding Door Games / jip san leong (fetch the bride)

On the day before Ki Tiong's wedding, we had a VERY important mission... we were shopping around KK... and after visiting several shops, we were finally equipped!


1. Map of the house - checked !
2. Blank paper - checked !
3. Diapers - checked !
4. Shavers - checked !
5. Tape -checked !
6. Choki-choki chocolate sticks - checked !
7. Honey - checked !
8. Peanut butter - checked !
9. Transparent plastic foil - checked !
10. Raisins - checked !
the masterminds... nyek nyek nyek....

when Ki Tiong came back to the room.. we had to hide everything...
we won't want her to let the cat out of the bag, wouldn't we?

So Ki Tiong showed us her new manicure~ so pretty... a gift from her lou gong...
but i was more attracted to the *blink* *blink* diamond ring~

~our special gift to Ki Tiong~
~Ki Tiong gift to her dad~
~Ki Tiong gift to her mum~

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The Next Day :
make-ups!
Ki Tiong's brother obliged to our special request...
this is super important for today's mission!!!

*muacks*

The zhimuissss.... looks can be deceiving, evilness hides under those masks... kekeke....

the pretty bride~ yuhuu

ki tiong & i


apa ni?
Choki-Choki...
used to have this when we were little...
we search WHOLE of KK for this... super hard to find....
seemed like choki-choki has about to extinct...

what is this for??? take a wild guess....
How to make XXXXXX:
1. firstly, empty the chocolates into a bowl...
2. then, stir it well....

3. blend in honey & peanut butter...
4. use the secret ingrediant...
wahhh... everyone so busy....
yummy, yummy...
5. spread on Unevenly on the diapers
6. sprinkle some raisins on top...
ewww,....
smelly, smelly...
add in EXTRA SPECIAL ingrediants... kekeke...
WASABE!!!!
*evil* *evil* (devil horns)
complete mission!!
all ready & waiting~
the pastor joined our EVIL plan too... hehe...
finally, the handsome groom had arrived

"TIONG KIEW ING I LOVE YOU~~~~~"

all the yok-ma-geli-naik-bulu-roma-words also come out liao~

TASK #1 ACCOMPLISHED!
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next task: Answer question, if failed - punishment... nyek nyek nyek....

cheepin looks at michael and think: you sure this can eat one ak???
*nauseated*
really need to eat meh....
(why am i heng tai??? )
YEAY! micheal keng juga... habis semua!!
erm... wait laar, i will eat soon...
makan, makan, MAKAN...
smelly?
guess who kena wasabe?


TASK #2 ACCOMPLISHED!
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2nd question also salah!!! PUNISH!!!

~honey on foil is the sweetest love of all~

all putting tongue power to test...
terus *muaks*
finally, TA-DA!!!
*clean* *clean* *blink* *blink*
so clean... the heng tai power juga~
better then Mr Muscle!!!!


TASK #3 ACCOMPLISHED!
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#3 Question: Which lipstick mark is Ki Tiong's????

James thinking deeply....

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WRONG ANSWER!!!
(watlar, pilih auntie lip mark pulak.. sweat~)



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUNISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PUNISHMENT: PAK JIAO MAU!!! (pull leg hair)
aww... so evil.,...
Micheal so man, so brother, terus volunteer to go 1st...
but actually, very takut juga...
all brothers sama-sama pull juga!!
brothers in shining armour: we not scared of you!

TASK #5 ACCOMPLISHED!
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NEXT: OPEN DOOR MONEY: RM 9,999,999!!!!

QUEEN yi nian (one face) - mana cukup??????

aiya... 99 cents pun ada...
cheepin banyak akal pun...

queen so happy... hehe...
okaylar... Queen declare that you all can masuk rumah liao~
yippie!!!

TASK #6 ACCOMPLISHED!
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The evil lenglui zhi muisss...

the heng taissss makan happily....
James is happy.... LAU POH, here i come lu....
Then Queen gave the cunning smirk...
'You all eat full full liao, now sure a lot of energy ya???'
NEXT QUESTION: xxxxxxxxxxx?

James's face terus change...
huh? more questions? want meh?
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SALAH JAWAB LAGI!!!!

PUNISHMENT!!!!!
PUSH-UPs 100X

The handsome groom terus NO PROBLEM!!
and very cool-ly took off his coat~

So man~~~
Indeed, Ki Tiong's hero...

Then, all brothers also sama-sama berkorban...
USH!!


TASK #7 ACCOMPLISHED!
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Last task...
really, really, really last liao...
(i know, sure you all wondering why so many obstacles... you think qu lau poh so senang one meh?)

TASK #8:
hengtai need to carry groom up...

walau, this time luckily got sau hao...
keng~
Sao Hao thinking, 'James, apa you makan? You owe me BIG man...'


Finally at the door...
The prince charming rescue the beautiful princess~

TASK #8 ACCOMPLISHED!

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yippie....
daddy came to open the door....
mana tau, in the end daddy locked them out...
James in shocked...
daddy so cute.. kenakan James juga...

The prince charming rescue the beautiful princess~

and they lived happily ever after...

15 comments:

  1. wow u girls are cool!! haha but i think i will have any frenz getting married soon so cant use ur ideas yet nyek nyek lol

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  2. Those legs, gonna be a real pain. Ouch~~~
    But still, i guess they are willing to do so for him. LOL. A lovely wedding. =)

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  3. dear Borneo Falcon, very mean meh??? we just 'spice up' the ceremony... you think 'qu lao po' so easy meh?? hehe... don't worry la... the hengtais all are our seniors, we memang know they very sporting one.. hehe...
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    dear zzzyun, haha... maybe next time you could even 'improvise' on them... hehe... *evil grins*

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    dear Dann, actually, the legs wasn't THAT painful... but i guess, the idea of having part of a man's leg hair stripped of is even more painful... i think it's an ego issue... but don't worry, it'll grow back.. hehe...
    and yes, it was indeed a lovely wedding~ and his hengtai very man & sporting... he brought the right people pun... ^^

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  4. OMG! I'm gonna make sure my future wife doesn't have this kinda fren. or else matilah aku.. hahaha

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  5. don't worry beng siong... i will teach your future wife's zhi muis all the techniques... wahaha... but i'm sure you can handle them... you are after all TEOH BENG SIONG the great wat!!! wahaha~~ XD

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  6. I'll make sure I'll keep them 'safe' by not letting them to meet you until the ceremony is over. wuakaka XOXO

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  7. i thought that you would actually want a 'MEMORABLE' wedding.... hehe.... don't worry lar... your heng tai, choon hock they all will sure help you de... =)

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  8. Wow..so detail one..the pampers thingy gelik

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  9. haha... very detail meh? good wat... you can experience the whole process, as if you were there... hehe... *wink* ;)

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  10. wau...i din know so much traditions even i went for both my bro and sis weddings
    u all ji mui really ......one word to describe 'geng!!!', pity those guys

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  11. haha... now you know the traditions... hehe...
    luckily they very sporting... hehe...

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  12. Wow, cool cool~~ The diapers part is the ultimate la!! hahahahaha

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  13. christina, haha... yalor.. i tak sangka micheal they all really will sportingly eat de... KENG!! *salute them heroes*!!!!

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